1. (Source: robertdeniro, via heyfunniest)

     

  2. onoasa:

    jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

    okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

    ‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
    ‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

    the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

    ‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

    (Source: redeyesandturntables, via heyfunniest)

     
  3. thechanelmuse:

    I’m weak!

    (via thats-so-meme)

     

  4. loser-fish:

    Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

    (via buyingheaven)

     
  5. (Source: serfborts, via ethereal-realms)

     
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  7. (Source: twirpy, via ethereal-realms)

     
  8. Chandler Bing’s Six Stages of Unemployment

    (Source: princesconsuela, via ethereal-realms)

     
  9. bootyexpress:

    maravilhanaervilha:

    OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

    that baby could’ve really hit his head on the table though

    (Source: mrchompers, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     

  10. lebaenese:

    My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

    (via thefuuuucomics)

     
  11. trust:

    when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     

  12. camo-zamboni:

    camo-zamboni:

    camo-zamboni:

    My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

    I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

    Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

    STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

    (Source: camo--zamboni, via jorielle)

     

  13. chronic-genderbender:

    "Those poor boys"

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    "She deserves to be punished too."

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    "I’m not saying I support rape, but-"

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    "Sorry to say - she deserved it."

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    "She put herself in harm’s way"

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    "But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape."

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    "She ruined their lives."

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    (via buyingheaven)

     
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  15. tylerslittleshit:

    tylerslittleshit:

    english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

    everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

    (via buyingheaven)