1. (Source: guyism.com, via thatfunnyblog)

     
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  3. freshiejuice:

    lotuslopez:

    darkbluetile:

    this post is my dream come true

    babies with babies

    i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”

    (Source: brebearsexybetch, via manda)

     

  4. blackberryshawty:

    Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
    image

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  7. Reblog if you have boobs

    angielovebands:

    magcon-and-disney-and-bands:

    pipechan:

    love-lives-to-hurt:

    mistize:

    one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

    Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

    The fucking notes

    Just read the notes

    I’m not gonna risk anything

    (Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via jorielle)

     
  8. lofticries:

    In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to run the Boston marathon. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” However, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire marathon. The photographs taken of the incident made world headlines, and Kathrine later won the NYC marathon with a time of 3:07:29.

    (via jorielle)

     

    1. Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
    2. Me: don't
    3. Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
    4. Me:
    5. Uterus: hardly any breaks??
    6. Me:
    7. Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
    8. Uterus: if something were to
    9. Me:
    10. Uterus: happen
     

  9. makaeru:

    jeromeyromeyromeyromeyrome:

    Australians get so confused during winter half of the population looks like they have 6 layers on and are ready to hibernate at any given moment the other half is wearing shorts and singlets saying “it’s not even that cold mate” every ten seconds

    The best part is that these halves share the same space.

    (via buyingheaven)

     
  10. rammarcio:

    this person is replying to their own text message

    (Source: g-odd-ess, via heyfunniest)

     

  11. tittily:

    my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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  13. daftwithoneshoe:

    sirlightbulb:

    communistweed:

    sirlightbulb:

    i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well

    yeah they’re always so nsync

    YOU FUCKING DIDNT

    Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.

    (via jorielle)

     
  14. mountstar:

    Types of Matter

    (via jorielle)